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If I see one more advert with Toni Collette looking in the mirror, pushing up her tits, I'm gonna start shooting. No. More like I'll just find as many copies of Juno as I can urinate on all of them. And then, if I'm in the mood, I'll set them on fire. It's too bad that Diablo Cody still isn't toiling away in some strip-club in Minnesota. America would be the better for it.