Think about it, people!

My mother's been crying all day over problems she creates for herself. She just reacted to some beef jerkey commercial with a bear with the kind of enthusiasm children in affluent families on Christmas morning would find unsettling. She has thought for some time that there is something seriously wrong with me.

I shouldn't feel bad about the fact that I want to defile the (hopefully) virginal Miley Cyrus on national television and thus degrade what so many seemingly innocent young girls hold dear, should I? Oh, well. If she really does consider Hillary Duff a role model, it won't be long before little Hannah Montana does the cover of Maxim herself.



More insanity to come...